(Source: dymetaylor)
Literally the American employment system.
This is what White people mean when they say they’re “colorblind.”
(Source: drunkonstephen)
When people I really care about mention for the first time that I’m one of their best friends
IS THAT A JUMPING PIECE OF JELLO WITH CHIBI EYES HOLY FLYING FUCK IT’S SO ADORABLE MAKE IT STOP
A cut scene from The Angels Take Manhattan:
AMY: “I’m 34.”
THE DOCTOR: “Didn’t ask.”
AMY: “No, but I could hear the sums going on in your head. How old are you these days?”
THE DOCTOR: “No idea.”
AMY: “Oh, shut up.”
THE DOCTOR: “I don’t. I live in a time machine,…
you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
(Source: xionsexual)
so you mean to tell me
that during hobbitcon some of the fans got to have breakfast in the same room as the cast
and AT NO POINT did anyone try to sing ‘blunt the knives, bend the forks’
i find this hard to believe
Well I almost did, but my sister glared at me
is your sister thorin
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
one of my mum’s friends broke up with daniel craig because they thought he might be gay
when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with
(Source: lilibird123)
